An image of George W. Bush as seen on a news broadcast. (Shock, Horror!)
George W. Bush was the president of the United States, he was regarded by many as "the most powerful man in the world.
Encounter with Thermoman[]
One day, his presidential car was involved in a minor road accident and Thermoman offered to fly the president to Washington Hopsital, but Mr. Bush never arrived. As George explained to Janet, he had Bush with him when he was called out to a rescue, and then he was called out on more rescues and what with that and popping back to the flat to see Ollie. George put him down somewhere and he couldn't remember where.
George proceeded to check in all the places he could have left him such as Mexico, New Zealand and Egypt. When Janet called him "incredibly stupid", George defended himself, saying he wasn't that good a president. George then told her that the only place he didn't check was Mount Etna, explaining that if he left him in Mount Etna, there would be little point in checking was it is 2000°C.
It was then reported that the president had been found, shaken but well, "he was found in Northolt in West London after turning up at a Health Shop owned by a Mr. George Sunday."
Tyler was interviewed at the Health Shop, explaining that he was just closing up the shop when he found "this grumpy bloke slumped in the corner" who said he was the president of the United States, and Tyler said "Oh right, I'm Obi-Wan Kenobi, master of the Jedi." The reporter assumed that Tyler thought he was joking and he was just playing along, only to be told by Tyler that he really was Obi-Wan Kenobi. After encountering Tyler, the president left "pretty quickly", "and seeking medical assistance he found his way to the Northolt Health Centre where he was met by the receptionist, Mrs. Raven."
Mrs. Raven explained: "Well, this bloke came in saying he'd been involved in car accident and he was the president of the United States and he'd been flying with Thermoman so obviously I did what any decent health professional would." When the reporter inquired as to what exactly she did ("Which was?"), she explained that "I punched his lights out.", saying "You can never be too careful with nutters." This suggested she believed the man was lying about being Bush, but what the reporter noted that it turned out he wasn't actually a nutter, Mrs. Raven argued "Well you say that, but the way he rejected the Kyoto Agreement suggests that he's a complete lunatic.", showing that she knew very well that he was the president.
The president was then flown back to America in a plane. Meanwhile, the Prime Minister sought to reassure him, that not all Britons were as strange as the two he met in Northolt. (Shock, Horror!)
